nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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