white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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