On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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