:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It all started with a game of naked twister.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize