we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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