Got a toothbrush?
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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