My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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