thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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