i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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