O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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