these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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