K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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