Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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