maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
How naked do you want me to be?
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