Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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