He is an equal opportunity slut.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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