dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My ass is underappreciated
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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