I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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