So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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