Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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