hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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