My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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