My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We had to coat check the pizza.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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