Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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