she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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