He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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