Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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