You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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