Me. At least after what I've been through.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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