Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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