Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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