You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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