This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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