Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
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we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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