What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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