actually, I'm a sock model
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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