I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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