walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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