you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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