new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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