I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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