This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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