Me too!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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