____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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