do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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