Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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