yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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