why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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