Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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