sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
A+ Viking dick
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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