You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You took a bar mat shot.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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